YOU NOW WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY

SOMETIMES I TRY REALLY HARD TO LOOK NICE LIKE I WAKE UP AND GET MOTIVATED AND PUT ON NICE CLOTHES AND BRACELETS AND SHOES AND I FEEL GOOD

AND THEN SOME CHICK WEARING SWEATS AND A MESSY BUN STILL LOOKS 40 TIMES HOTTER THAN ME I CANT WIN

^WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

(Source: o-colecionador-de-risos)

When someone hot turns out to be a bad mocker:

trialmockers:

When an opposing lawyer objects “Your honor this is outside the scope of my direct” and you get to respond with “Your honor this is cross examination”:

trialmockers:

feministfashionista:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

very accurate representation of my love life

motherfuckerofbabylon:

lbby:

procrasturbation

because it feels good in the moment, but you’re really only screwing yourself.

(Source: lzbth)

itsashleykatchadourian:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this

i shaved for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up

OH MY GOD I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE ACCURATE

^^^^THISSS IS SO ACCURATE

(Source: whyisbreathing-sohard)

joshutchersonn:

Logan Lerman as Percy Jackson in Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

soooooooo fuckkkiinnnnggg exxxccciiittteeedd!!!

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya)

dean-winchester-loves-pie:

This is my first giveaway, and since I reached 600 followers I decided to show how much I appreciate them! Below are the rules and items!

Rules:

You don’t have to be following me in order to win, but it would be nice if you were.

Likes and reblogs count and you are able to reblog as many times as you want.

The deadline to enter is April 28, 2013 at 5 p.m EST

There will be only ONE winner and will be picked at random

Will ship anywhere in the world

Your ask box must be open at all times in case you are the winner, if the winner does not repsond after 24 hours after being notified I will pick another winner.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me!

————————————————————————————————

Here are the list of items:

The first is a Supernatural T-shirt, the size will be decided when the winner is picked.

The second is Doctor Who poster.

The third is a another Supernatural t-shirt, the size will be decided when the winner is picked.

And lastly, a Doctor Who t-shirt, the size will be decided when the winner is picked.

Good Luck!
(If you want to enter my sister’s giveaway as well, click here!)

loveislayeredloveisamystery:

Alright guys, I’ve reached my goal of 1000 followers, and as promised, here is my giveaway. It’s a thanks to everyone for sticking with me through all of my crazy-ness and fandom switching and whatnot.

So here’s what it all includes:

SuperWhoLock t shirt from Redbubble. Just let me know the size and whether you want “girlie fit” or anything other than a sweatshirt.

A custom made skirt of YOUR choosing from NerdAlertCreations on Etsy. The link is here for you to browse through and pick out whichever skirt you would like.

One Game of Thrones House pendant of your choosing from Etsy

Your very own CUSTOM Harry Potter wand. The link is here on Etsy and you can describe exactly what you want it to look like.

Doctor Who Adipose earrings from Etsy.

A pair of custom painted Doctor Who shoes (Which may be slightly different than what is shown) Just let me know the size (men/women)

Rules:

I cannot force you to follow me, but I would greatly greatly appreciate it.

Likes and reblogs count

Will ship anywhere and everywhere, including Narnia and Middle Earth

Winner receives all that is shown, however if the winner does not want an item (or more) I will pick another person to receive what is left.

Askbox must be open and participants willing to give me their address and other information if needed

Winner had 24 hours to respond before I select another

Giveaway ends April 28th at 11:59pm (EST time-that’s Michigan, right?)

Feel free to message me with any questions!

Goodluck dearies :]
My sister,dean-winchester-loves-pie, is also having a giveaway. Feel free to check it and her blog out! You can see it here.

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

(Source: glial)

Best thing I've read on tumblr.

Professor :

You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student :

Yes, sir.
Professor:

So, you believe in GOD?
Student :

Absolutely, sir.
Professor :

Is GOD good?
Student :

Sure.
Professor:

Is GOD all powerful?
Student :

Yes.
Professor:

My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor:

You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student :

Yes.
Professor:

Is satan good?
Student :

No.
Professor:

Where does satan come from?
Student :

From … GOD …
Professor:

That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student :

Yes.
Professor:

Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student :

Yes
Professor:

So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor:

Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student :

Yes, sir.
Professor:

So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor:

Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student :

No, sir.
Professor:

Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student :

No , sir.
Professor:

Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student :

No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor:

Yet you still believe in Him?
Student :

Yes.
Professor :

According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student :

Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor:

Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student :

Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor:

Yes.
Student :

And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor:

Yes.
Student :

No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student :

Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student :

What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor:

Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student :

You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor:

So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student :

Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor:

Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student :

Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor:

If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student :

Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student :

Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student :

Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter.)
Student :

Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor:

I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student :

That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
That student was Albert Einstein.

When my friends try to tell me I’m a little domineering

whatshouldbetchescallme:

unf…..

*faint*

(Source: 27-06)